WTF is it?

Music

A speechless is something everyone has experienced.

It is a type of situation that us humans get when we

have no words to express our feelings. Its kinda like

when your getting a blow job and your about to cum

and you open your mouth, but you really have nothing

to say. Or when you pay to have sex with a monkey and

the monkey turns you down, yeah its kinda like that.

:::Note - The following is to be interpreted as sarcasm only...we are not actually full of ourselves:::

Speechless is the newest craze in imitation punk-rock music...

only we don't suck, and we don't have videos on MTV...

we're the underground shit that everyone hates and loves

at the same time. We like our music more than anyone

ever will...and that's why we'll probably end up selling out

one day! But that's cool! While our real fans are pirating

our music on Napster, our "poser" fans will be buying our

posters, and temporary tattoos, and "I fucked a Speechless

boy" undies (those are being made in Somalia right now!)...

the point being...we'll be making money! Isn't that what

everyone's in it for anyway?

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